58 Times People's Day Went To S**t.
Nathan Johnson
Published
03/12/2023
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When life decides to suck.
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1.
“Poison oak on my face. no clue where I picked it up from.” -
2.
“Mom broke her tooth after biting a Starbucks sandwich. Turns out there was a bone in the sandwich.” -
3.
“My neighbor has weeds in his fake grass” -
4.
“Not sure how it happened, but the damage was done, so I took the pic.” -
5.
“Trying to enjoy a coffee in my car on my way to work” -
6.
“I was excited to have my first farm-fresh eggs from the hens we adopted from our neighbor, only to crack open this monstrosity.” -
7.
“Thanks Taco Bell. I really wanted that cardboard with my cheesy Gordita crunch” -
8.
“Nice professional report cover with impossible to remove sticker on front.” -
9.
“The gang is just about to arrive for D&D” -
10.
“I’m never going to recover financially from this.” -
11.
“My TV Dinner’s “Cinnamon Apple Dessert” didn’t have any apple pieces in it.” -
12.
“Accidentally locked myself in the toilet stall at my new job. It won’t turn all the way open..” -
13.
“My mom’s phone is so big that she accidentally used it as a plate.” -
14.
“Ruined my Stainless Steel Pot Lid by Turning on the Wrong Induction Burner. I Was About to Pick it up When I saw the Blue” -
15.
“I accidentally tore the gas door off of my husband’s Mercedes. I didn’t realize it locks if the car is locked. I thought it was jammed.” -
16.
“At the age of 49 years old I’ve just be told I’ve developed an allergy to dog hair……………I’m a professional dog groomer.” -
17.
“Fell down these slippery, wet stairs, taking most of the “grip tape” with me as I fell…” -
18.
“My friend forgot to check his underwear before putting it on.” -
19.
“This harvest should sustain us through the winter.” -
20.
“The dog ate my friend’s engagement ring along with half a TV remote.” -
21.
“Microwaved my instant lunch only to find out that I forgot to add the water.” -
22.
“I had my tablecloth hanging to dry. I didn’t hang it well, and it fell with the wind and got stuck on a wall screw.” -
23.
“Mistakes were made.” -
24.
“Just getting ready to cook Valentine’s Day dinner and opened the block of cheese I bought today.” -
25.
“This mirrored ceiling in our bathroom at work” -
26.
“This car was parked in a low spot during a freezing rainy day. It’s all solid underneath.” -
27.
“I forgot I was cooking rice and it burned. I’ve been scrubbing for an hour and it won’t clean!” -
28.
“Got a haircut at my local barber and got razor burn.” -
29.
“Tried to catch the HOT air fryer basket that I dropped as I was taking it out.” -
30.
“My 2-year-old son made a puzzle for me.” -
31.
“Guess I’ll try again in 48 years.” -
32.
“Booked a zip wire experience in Wales to enjoy the beautiful scenery while we’re here...” -
33.
“Fake tan fail” -
34.
“Thanks, lime tree!” -
35.
“This perfect ’story in 3 panels’ of my cousin.” -
36.
“Never try on someone else’s ring.” -
37.
“I was the only one who turned up to my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.” -
38.
“Wife bought a new plant pot and put it on the shelf over the toilet. And hour later we heard a crash...” -
39.
“Merry Christmas, Mom... I know it’s a couple of weeks early, but I thought I’d help you open some gifts!” -
40.
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on, and it boiled itself." -
41.
“My dough turned into a monster.” -
42.
“There goes my smoothie!” -
43.
“The tree decided today was the day it was going to fall over. Landed on some poor person’s car.” -
44.
“This is how the world ends when you’re 4 years old.” -
45.
“Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework.” -
46.
“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.” -
47.
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.” -
48.
“Two for the price of one.” -
49.
“Came back from vacation to find my second phone like this.” -
50.
“Used my brand-new oven for the first time. It exploded.” -
51.
“Spent an hour perfectly roasting this potato for dinner, only to cut it open and find this.” -
52.
“My cat played with my AirPods and lost one in the heating vent.” -
53.
“I wore an old pair of boots today, and halfway through the day, the heels just kind of disconnected.” -
54.
“I don’t even know how he got it in there, but it was really difficult getting it out.” -
55.
“That’s not my house.” -
56.
“I got my first car yesterday! (Yay!) Also: Guess who got keyed today!” -
57.
“Every single onion I just bought is like this. I got them today.” -
58.
“Door handle at school came off.”
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